gravityAssistant tranceTalker 2009-01-06.log

—— tranceTalker [TT] began trolling gravityAssistant [GA] ——

TT: THE LA5T T!ME WE 5POKE,
TT: THERE WA5 5OME EV!DENCE OF TEMPORAL D!5CONT!NU!T!E5. 5P3C!F!CALLY,
TT: YOU TOLD ME ABOUT TH!5 CONVER5AT!ON.
TT: YOUR NEXT L!NE !5 "don't care"
GA: don't care
GA: uh
TT: "that would be"
TT: "super easy to guess"
GA: that would be
GA: super easy to guess
GA: fine i'm convinced
GA: that something's going on
GA: but
GA: if you haven't had this conversation yet
GA: how'd you know my lines
TT: THAT WA5 ACTUALLY A PRANK !'VE PULLED ON YOU. YOU 5EE,
TT: ! HAVE V!5!ON5 THAT REVEAL TH!NG5 TO ME. NORMALLY,
TT: THEY FUNCT!ON A5 A FONT OF FR!GHTEN!NGLY CRUC!AL,
TT: YET !NFUR!AT!NGLY L!M!TED !NFORMAT!ON. BUT !N THE !MMED!ATE PRE5ENCE OF MY MOIRAIL,
TT: THEY ARE MORE CAPR!C!OU5.
GA: consistent and unnecessarily detailed
GA: i believe it
GA: but it doesn't prove time travel
TT: ! WA5N'T TRY!NG TO DO THAT. ! ALREADY 5A!D !T WA5 A PRANK.
GA: gotta make that stuff more clear dude
GA: or
GA: well
GA: i'll be honest
GA: i'm like 60% sure you're just craftycombobulator on an alt
TT: WHY?
GA: you have like
GA: the same not-quite-shouty tone
GA: weird long-winded phrasing
GA: really particular and egotistical
GA: identical swag meter readings too
GA: (zero)
GA: also the really strict typing rules thing
TT: !T'5 CALLED A QU!RK. HOW MANY T!ME5 AM ! GO!NG TO HAVE TO EXPLA!N TH!5 TO YOU HUMAN5.
GA: is an obvious decoy
GA: to hide the fact that you're the same
TT: F!R5T OF ALL,
TT: !'M !N5ULTED BY YOUR !N5!NUAT!ON OF !NCOMPETENCE,
TT: A5 THOUGH ! WOULD BE 5O TRAN5PARENT AT MY U5E OF "ALT"5. 5ECOND,
TT: WE ARE AL!KE BECAU5E WE HAVE 5PENT EXTREMELY LONG AMOUNT5 OF T!ME TOGETHER. OUR 5PEECH PATTERN5 HAVE CONVERGED NATURALLY,
TT: AND WE 5PENT A LOT OF T!ME COM!NG TO EACH OTHER'5 PO!NT OF V!EW ON TH!NG5.
GA: okay
GA: that is
GA: actually really sweet
GA: or it would be
GA: if you didn't agree to be mildly insufferable
TT: WE U5ED TO BE WOR5E. BEL!EVE ME.
GA: man
GA: this conversation got off track
TT: !T WA5 NEVER ON TRACK. WE !MMED!ATELY GOT D!5TRACTED BY HOOFBEA5T5H!T.
GA: true
GA: i guess that doesn't count
GA: but yeah your story checks out
GA: what's new with you
TT: L!TERALLY NOTH!NG. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
GA: basically the same here
GA: but
GA: do you like gossip
TT: ! FUCK!NG LOVE GO55!P. ! WA5 ACTUALLY WONDER!NG WHEN YOU'D BR!NG !T UP.
GA: why
GA: oh right
GA: time travel
TT: YOU SA!D WE D!DN'T ACTUALLY GET TO THE GO55!P,
TT: BUT ! GUE55 THAT'5 ACCEPTABLE.
GA: sure
GA: anyways
GA: you know ruby and lucy right
TT: RUBY !5 THE ONE THAT YELL5 AND !N5ULT5 ME FOR NO REA5ON,
TT: R!GHT? AND LUCY !5 THE ONE THAT ! MADE THE M!5TAKE OF A5K!NG ABOUT CAP!TAL!5M.
GA: what's the matter?
GA: couldn't keep up with her?
TT: NOT ONCE 5HE ELABORATED ON THE CULTURAL D!FFERENCE5 THAT WERE H!NDER!NG MY COMPREHEN5!ON. !T'5 NOT THAT ! D!DN'T UNDER5TAND HER,
TT: !T'5 THAT !T'5 FUCK!NG BOR!NG.
GA: of course it is
GA: it's completely irrelevant to you
GA: i mean
GA: if your life is governed by the thing
GA: i might expect you to give a shit
GA: not to mention
GA: you have to want to save the world
GA: kinda
GA: to get really into this stuff
GA: because that's what it's for
TT: ARE YOU?
GA: hm
GA: i'm interested in not being stuck here
GA: could be worldwide communism makes everyone be humane and i go free
GA: could be someone leaves the door open
GA: like in theory i am 100% down for that
GA: (communism i mean)
GA: (not lucy's kind exactly but w/e)
GA: but it's hard to care
TT: YOU 5HOULD TALK TO CC ABOUT THAT. 5HE'LL HAVE A LOT OF TH!NG5 TO 5AY ABOUT WANT!NG TO 5AVE THE WORLD. !N GENERAL,
TT: THOUGH,
TT: YOU 5HOULDN'T A5K HER FOR GU!DANCE OR COUN5EL!NG. 5HE DOE5N'T CARE ABOUT YOU HUMAN5 !N THAT WAY,
TT: OR ABOUT FO5TER!NG THE EMOT!ONAL WELLBE!NG OF OTHER5 !N GENERAL.
GA: do you?
TT: CARE !5 A REALLY 5TRONG WORD. ! FEEL !T'5 PROPER TO MAKE U5E OF MY TALENT5,
TT: TO THE EXTENT THAT !T !5 NOT ADULTEROU5.
GA: oh that's right
GA: your moirail thing is committed
GA: i'd hate to be a third wheel
GA: platonic-seducing your life partner into a hot, steamy feelings jam
TT: UH.
GA: waiting until you're in the other room
GA: to have a rushed heart-to-heart
TT: ARE YOU MOCK!NG ME?
GA: i guess
GA: like it's kind of silly to me
GA: a doubleplus best friend you can cheat on
GA: but i really don't want to like
GA: cause problems for you two
GA: by talking about my feelings
TT: TRU5T ME,
TT: YOU'D KNOW !F E!THER OF U5 MADE AN EARNE5T PALE 5OL!C!TAT!ON,
TT: AND WE WOULD 5TOP YOU !F WE THOUGHT YOU WERE EDG!NG !NTO THAT TERR!TORY.
GA: okay cool
GA: bbl lunch
TT: ! GUE55 !'LL HAVE 5EEN YOU LATER THEN.
GA: yeah that probably makes sense
TT: TH!5 CONVER5AT!ON WA5 A TRA!NWRECK ANYWAY5.

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