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Mors's computer background is an extremely jumbled collection of empty folder icons. Pesterchum pops up; the troll slum is populated solely by tranceTalker and castledGrande.

Open Pesterlog

—— castledGrande [CG] began pestering abstractedAntics [AA] ——

CG: you got lucy sburb, right/
AA: you betcha.
AA: don't worry bout it.
CG: okay, good. just wanted to double check.
CG: can you imagine the clusterfuck that would happen if we forgot to get her a copy/
AA: yeah, she'd just about have a fit.
AA: i wouldn't blame her.
CG: yeah, me neither. speaking of which dude, what is up with you lately///
AA: what?
CG: the black boxes. it's like, we get it, you're mysterious, and celebrate nonsense, or something.
CG: noah fence but all of your stuff is like this. it's fake deep, my guy.
AA: i'm not being "fake deep". i just feel comfortable typing like this. that's all.
CG: k so it's deep-cover performance art then, big diff.
CG: all i'm saying is that there's a reason nobody else messages you.
CG: hello/
AA: sorry, i was just savoring the irony.
CG: ... sure thing buddy. catch ya later, try to stop being stupid before we start playing.
AA: if you say so.

—— castledGrande [GA] ceased pestering abstractedAntics [AA] ——

—— tranceTalker [TT] began trolling abstractedAntics [AA] ——

TT: HEY D!P5H!T. WHY D!D YOU BLOCK CRAFTYCOMBOBULATOR?
AA: new phone who dis
TT: ! W!LL A55UME YOU'RE U5!NG 5OME 5ORT OF HUMAN MEME,
TT: AND CONT!NUE TO HARANGUE YOU.
TT: 5HE'5 WE!RD ABOUT BE!NG !GNORED. 5O WHEN YOU BLOW HER OFF,
TT: ! HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT !T.
AA: relax, dude.
AA: she gets on my nerves.
TT: OKAY,
TT: YOU HAVE TO 5TOP U5!NG MEME5 !F WE'RE GO!NG TO HAVE A REAL CONVER5AT!ON,
TT: BECAU5E ! CAN'T READ BLACK BOXE5.
AA: fine, but it feels weird.
TT: OH,
TT: OKAY. ! KNOW !'M ONE TO TALK ABOUT ANNOY!NG QU!RK5,
TT: BUT THERE !5 A L!NE,
TT: AND YOU DEF!N!TELY CRO55 !T. MAYBE 5W!TCH TO 5OMETH!NG W!TH X'E5. !T WOULD 5U!T YOU. ANYWAY5,
TT: WHY D!D YOU BLOCK HER? AND WHY CAN'T 5HE GET AROUND THE BLOCK?
AA: she's super uncomfortable to be around. can you honestly blame me?
AA: the answer to the other question is miracles.
TT: OH 5WEET,
TT: WHY D!DN'T YOU 5AY YOU'RE !N THE CLOWN CULT? ! CAN JU5T TELL HER THAT AND 5HE'LL AVO!D YOU FOREVER.
AA: god, no. i hate clowns. i just have icp stuck in my head.
TT: 5HOOT. WHAT !5 !CP? !5 THAT A TYPE OF MU5!C?
AA: sure.
AA: is this gonna take long? i have a wall to stare at.
TT: W!TH THE AMOUNT OF T!ME YOU WA5TE,
TT: BETWEEN DO!NG L!TERALLY NOTH!NG AND MAK!NG 5H!TTY ART THAT DOE5N'T HAVE ANY PO!NT,
TT: ! WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU FOR AN HE!R OF T!ME. (THAT'5 AN !N5ULT,
TT: NOT A LEG!T!MATE 5PECULAT!ON). YOU'RE 5O HOPELE55 THAT ! W!LL BE D!CTAT!NG HOW YOU 5PEND YOUR T!ME.
AA: mm yeah boss me around daddy.
TT: !'M GLAD WE'RE ON THE 5AME PAGE. 5PEAK!NG OF WH!CH,
TT: YOUR5 !5 ABOUT TO HAVE HER HOU5E H!T BY A METEOR. 5H3 NEED5 TO 5TART PLAY!NG 5GRUB NOW. GO F!ND HER ON DER5E AND WAKE HER UP.
AA: you mean lucy? yeah i can do that. but waking people up isn't really my thing, ya know?
TT: ! WOULD MENTALLY F!LE TH!5 !N MY "MOR5'5 WE!RD PRETENT!OU5 HANGUP5" FOLDER,
TT: BUT ! DON'T KEEP ANY 5UCH FOLDER,
TT: BECAU5E !T'5 !DENT!CAL TO MY "TOTAL DOUCHEBAG" FOLDER. AND UNL!KE YOU,
TT: 1 VALUE TH!NG5 L!KE 5EN5!B!L!TY AND 5!MPL!C!TY. GO THE FUCK TO 5LEEP.

—— tranceTalker [TT] ceased pestering abstractedAntics [AA] ——

> Mors: Contemplate shitty anime memes while staring at your favorite wall.