> Mors: Examine prior surroundings.

The scene returns to the swirl of voidy bullshit sitting in a chair in front of a computer. In that same room are a lot of anime posters and figurines, as well as a spare laptop and a bed. Some shreds hanging onto the walls suggest that there was once wallpaper in here. The room's sole lightbulb flickers.

Much better.

Your name is MORS NOIR. You are an extremely powerful HEIR OF VOID, far more so than is normally allowed for players who haven't even reached their GOD TIER. This is due to ███ █████████ ██ █ █████ ██ ████, ███ ███ █████ ███ █████ ███ ████ in a ploy to ██████ ███ ████ ██ ████. Your entire life has actually ████ ██████ ██ ████ douchebag ████ ████ ███ █████ ███ ██ █████ ████ ████ VOIDY BULLSHIT ██ ███████████ ███ ███ ███ ██ ████ ████ ██ █ ██████. This enables you to see things and recall events that ARE NORMALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO OBSERVE OR REMEMBER, as well as create the latter yourself.

At some point in the future, you will do something to earn the ire of at least six people; among them is [DATA EXPUNGED], who will ultimately decide not to cut off your head.

Important information about you is frequently ████████, even retroactively, to anyone without enhanced powers of perception. The information that remains largely un████████ mostly relates to your variety of INTERESTS, chief of which is SPACING OUT A LOT while ███ ███████ ██████ ████ ██████ ██████. You enjoy many (but not all) things JAPANESE (especially POKEMON and ANIME), to the point that even those who are sympathetic think you're A BIT OF A WEEABOO. You occasionally partake in online SPAMMING and DDOSING, mostly as some sort of weird conceptual complement to your METICULOUSLY CONSTRUCTED INTERNET PERSONA. You maintain a series of blogs, YouTube channels, and websites dedicated to showcasing GLITCH ART, SHITTY TRANSLATIONS, and GARBLED TEXT. You take delight in things that have no meaning or purpose, which accounts for your DUBIOUSLY IRONIC FASCINATION WITH REALITY TELEVISION and your SURFACE-LEVEL ENGAGEMENT WITH NIHILISM.

Today is the day you and your friends enter this session of SBURB. You have a lot of things to do today, but what do you do first?

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