> Ruby: Contemplate shift key.

A visibly enraged Ruby hammers at the shift key, or at least its general location, with her fist for a good while. The keyboard's base cracks, and keys go flying.

See, if you were at all inclined to acknowledge the shift key's existence, you would have used it. You didn't use it. You really want to stop receiving poorly thought-out commands.

Your keyboard is useless now. If you were told to replace it, you would be happy to comply. Or perhaps you could get some ice for your hand, which now hurts. That, too, would be a reasonable course of action.

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